The Issues

Dear Diary,

I've realised that Operation Flu has some flaws:

1. Sick people don't appreciate their personal space being invaded. And they're grouchy, so they're more likely to yell at me for getting in their face.
2. I can't take most flu medications in case they hurt the (theoretical) baby. So I'm going to be even grouchier than everyone else.
   
3. Who has sex when they're sick anyway?