21 April 2006

Fanmail

Dear Diary,

Hey wow, I did get fanmail! About 50 letters. Here's an example:

Dear Naked Lady,
I am very interestd in auto-erotism. Do you run classes? Did you make video? I can pay lots.
I love you,
Mark


Oh dear. Here's another:

You are a pervert and a freak. God will punish you, whore of Babylon!
Kind regards,
Francine


(surely not as much as he'll punish you for reading People magazine?)

3 comments:

Naomi said...

Author's Comment
Apologies if the change in appearance scared anyone. I really didn't like that last template, and I've finally gotten round to fixing it. Minimalist bun, here we come!

Anonymous said...

I must say I thought yours stylesheets had stopped loading.

Naomi said...

Yeah, I'm having a lot of trouble with this blog... I just can't develop a decent stylesheet for it. A new version of writer's block?