13 December 2005

Birthday

Dear Diary,

It's John's birthday in two weeks.

What do you buy for a man who's jealous of his own sperm?

All I can think of is - a condom.

1 comment:

Naomi said...

Author's Comment

Wow, my first 'this is offensive' comment! Who knew the Billings method was so controversial? :-)

(or maybe it was the 'scrambled egg craving' that took it over the line?)