Dear Diary,
I tried to do it. I did. I looked Simon in the face, and I said, “Look, about this liver cleansing diet...”. His face fell. He thought I was pulling out of it, and told me he was feeling SO much better, but he couldn't keep it up without our support. He was almost crying. Sigh. What is this talent I have lately for making grown men cry?
So I'm stuck with my brilliant idea. Let me see... what's for dinner tonight? Vegetable stirfry with rice... hallelujah, a dish I actually recognise!
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