Dear Diary,
I feel sick.
Maybe I'm pregnant!
Kid - maybe you were conceived last week!
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About this Blog
This is a fictional blog. A bit of a weird concept, I'll grant, but you'll soon get the idea. If you're looking at the latest entries and thinking, "huh?" you might want to check out my consecutive entries project for newcomers.
If you don't want to go to all that trouble, here's a summary - Anna Schmidt and her husband John are trying to get pregnant. Because it doesn't happen immediately, Anna starts researching methods of increasing one's fertility - with unpredictable and maybe hilarious results. Depends on your sense of humour, really.
About Me
- Naomi
- I talk to the TV (it gets my most biting wit). I'm married. I'm a christian (Salvation Army). I have a semi-dodgy past. I'm a parent (twice over). Low blood sugar makes me very, very grouchy. My non-Blogger blogs are: Nomesque Fiction (if you can't guess - my fictional writings) Beautiful Brisbane (my love/hate relationship with Brisbane) Nomesque Life (various thoughts, happenings, etc from the life of me)
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December
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- Failure
- Tantric Massage - Take 1
- Genius
- Fixing the Fake
- Fraud
- Tired
- Another Month
- Acronyms
- CRUD
- Maybe Not
- Sore Boobs
- Nausea
- Birthday
- Sperm Wars
- My back
- Oh no
- Oh Yeah...
- Mucous
- Pain
- Kama Sutra
- Murder
- Yoyo
- Drool
- FAQ
- Disaster Area
- Aftermath
- Negative No. 2
- Berries
- Liquid Life
- Pulling Out...
- Weird food woes
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4 comments:
Author's Comment
Welcome to the rollercoaster of trying to get pregnant. This is just the kiddies one... the big rollercoaster goes a lot higher and a HECK of a lot lower.
i received this thru SMS... just wanted to share it with you.
little girl: (to teacher) ma'am, do 40-yr-old women get pregnant?
teacher: (to LG) yes.
LG: how about 20?
T: yes.
LG: 15?
T: yes.
LG: 5?
T: no.
little boy: (to LG) i told you not to worry.
=p
LMAO!! I have to stop coming here. All of you are corrupting my virgin mind. :(
LS - LOL. Thanks for that.
IdentityMIA - virgin mind? Never been used, or never been touched? ;-)
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