Dear Diary,
I'm still feeling sick first thing in the morning, and my boobs hurt. I MUST be pregnant. WOOHOO!
Note to self: Don't poke boobs to check if they're still sore while standing in line at Coles. Other people in line get uncomfortable.
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About this Blog
This is a fictional blog. A bit of a weird concept, I'll grant, but you'll soon get the idea. If you're looking at the latest entries and thinking, "huh?" you might want to check out my consecutive entries project for newcomers.
If you don't want to go to all that trouble, here's a summary - Anna Schmidt and her husband John are trying to get pregnant. Because it doesn't happen immediately, Anna starts researching methods of increasing one's fertility - with unpredictable and maybe hilarious results. Depends on your sense of humour, really.
About Me
- Naomi
- I talk to the TV (it gets my most biting wit). I'm married. I'm a christian (Salvation Army). I have a semi-dodgy past. I'm a parent (twice over). Low blood sugar makes me very, very grouchy. My non-Blogger blogs are: Nomesque Fiction (if you can't guess - my fictional writings) Beautiful Brisbane (my love/hate relationship with Brisbane) Nomesque Life (various thoughts, happenings, etc from the life of me)
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- Failure
- Tantric Massage - Take 1
- Genius
- Fixing the Fake
- Fraud
- Tired
- Another Month
- Acronyms
- CRUD
- Maybe Not
- Sore Boobs
- Nausea
- Birthday
- Sperm Wars
- My back
- Oh no
- Oh Yeah...
- Mucous
- Pain
- Kama Sutra
- Murder
- Yoyo
- Drool
- FAQ
- Disaster Area
- Aftermath
- Negative No. 2
- Berries
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- Pulling Out...
- Weird food woes
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6 comments:
Author's Comment
(Note to non-Australians: Coles is a supermarket chain - insert Walmart or Tesco to get the general idea)
lol, good luck to you both, and your boobs. I hope everything works out!
Uh-oh. LOL. Careful where you're poking, don't want to have the authorities called. I need my updates. :)
As for the "Virgin mind" comment. I'd have to say both, depends on a person's perspective. LOL.
My husband and I are TTC, this has happened to me twice, one a couple months ago and then this month. Those are also PMS signs so be careful just assuming you're preggers. You might not want to get your hopes up until you have that positive test in your hand, good luck though! :)
Glad my Reader's Digest helped. LOL. I've had a few people ask me what was going on. It all makes sense in my mind, that's all that matters. ;)
TTC?
Things make sense in your mind? You're doing better than me :)
TTC = Trying To Conceive
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